LOOKING FOR GIRLS

++ MY FRIEND SENT me this chat he had with a random person.

cuteguy23030: hi
very straight guy friend: hello
very straight guy friend: who's this?
cuteguy23030: ummm
cuteguy23030: just a cute young columbus male
cuteguy23030: why
very straight guy friend: ok
cuteguy23030: your pic is hot
very straight guy friend: that's nice, I'm straight
very straight guy friend: but thanks for the compliment
cuteguy23030: oh ya
cuteguy23030: wanna chat? BUZZ!!!
very straight guy friend: not really, I'm trying to meet girls
cuteguy23030: you met any yet BUZZ!!!
very straight guy friend: couple
cuteguy23030: what happened
cuteguy23030: were they cute
very straight guy friend: nothing yet
very straight guy friend: we'll see
cuteguy23030: cute or average looking
very straight guy friend: mostly average
cuteguy23030: i make a cute woman in bed
very straight guy friend: that's nice, bye
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lol. ridiculous. of all my friends to which that would happen to, this one is the funniest.
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AFTER GRADUATION

++ THINGS TO DO after graduation in no particular order.
01.move away from here.
02.buy a new car.
03.design and build my own house.
04.construct a climbing wall in my new (or used) house.
05.buy nice furniture (or design and make my furniture).
06.move again.
07.get a job.
08.pay off all debt.
09.wear nice clothes.
10.rock climb.
11.higher.
12.visit 'over there' (as oppossed to over here).
13.really learn to sail, not just pretend i know how to sail.
14.tour in a kayak for a few weeks.
15.get married.
16.have a child or two.
17.smile.
18.uncover the meaning of life (or why i am here or the meaning of my life or who am i)
19.eat well. sleep well. play well.
20.not use cliche quips.

what else am i missing? i know there's more, i just can't think of them right now..++

MY FAMILY DOESN'T WANT ME TO LEAVE

++ MY FAMILY DOESN'T want me to go to san francisco. they have found every reason for me to not to go there. everything from cost of living is too high, to the morality of the people who live there, to i won't save anything, to its a very liberal city, to you name it, they've probably told me why i shouldn't or why its not a very smart or why its not financially responsible. so why should i go then if everyone tells me its probably not the best decision i've ever made in my life? because i believe it is the right decision for this moment in time. because its a challenge and i want to see that i can do it. because i want to prove them wrong. because i can.
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day 6 of my hurt hurting. no chills anymore. and no fever. those are good things. i have found the redeeming qualities of my throat hurting believe it or not. i have to take tylenol and ibuprofen to keep the swelling of my throat down and to reduce the pain so i can swallow my own spit. those medicines no matter how much i take will only stop the pain for 6 hours maximum. so after 6 hours it wakes me up whether i want to get up or not. no snooze buttons on that. so i now have a built in alarm clock. how kind. ++

MY THROAT HURTS PART 3

++ PART THREE OF my throat hurting. woke me up again in the middle of the night last night. chills and everything. i really do think i'm starting to get sick. no, no, i know i'm sick in some way or another. ++

HURTS SO BAD

++ MY THROAT HURTS so bad, it wakes me up in the middle of the night and just as i'm falling back asleep, i remember i have to swallow my saliva. stupid saliva. ++