A THANKSGIVING JOKE

++ A THANKSGIVING JOKE. from a friend in the UK.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Daffy has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150!", she cried,"£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it went up considerably." ++

++ DISNEY RE-RE-VISITED with more balloons. shiny gold ones this time. ++

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEIDI

++ ITS HEIDI SADLER'S 23rd birthday today. wish the little youngin' a 'hippity happity 23rd (birth) day'! ++

DISNEY REVISITED

++ IT'S DISNEY REVISITED. somewhere on the right, you can see a reflection of mitchell, heather, and me. although i'm not standing next to them. ++

BILL MITCHELL LIGHTHOUSE ART

++ BUY A CALENDER OF Bill Mitchell Lighthouse Art. it's a father of a friend and it will make a good christmas present. ++

TEST IMAGE

++ THIS IS A TEST. not of the emergency broadcasting system. but to see if i can post pictures. ++

NOT HEALTHY.

++ YEAH I'M NOT very healthy right now. and i know it. i'm not happy. and i know it. i need to relax. i'm not sure how. and i don't see it getting better anytime in the next couple of weeks. i think actually it may get worse. and i know it. and thats not good. and yet i'm not sure if its that i don't care or if thats just the way things are going to swing and i'm not going to have any control over it. people are not helping. and they don't know it. but i know it. i can't even be sad about it. if anything i'm more mad about it. and i know it. ++

INDOOR SOCCER

++ WE (THE OMINOUS WE) have a soccer team now. 8 games. starst in the middle of january. we're called "Thesis Ceases Tonight." and although we're not all thesis students, the majority of us are and well i organized it, so thats the way the name swung. its co-ed. should be fun. wow, what a boring, non-desriptive entry. ++

JEFF'S BIRTHDAY.

++ TODAY IS JEFF'S BIRTHDAY! he's turning a big 21. and jeff is my brother. actually his names is jeffrey, not to be confused with jeffery. his middle name is the same as that guy in that movie which is historic and takes place in scotland, which was on television this evening. useless knowledge which most likely will remain useless for the remainder of time. HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY JEFF! ++

NEW DVD'S FOR JAY

++ NEW DVD'S FOR JAY. looks like it. just $2 for the blank dvd and a small price to pay and some time and wallah.
yep. it works. ++

I HATE THIS.

++ I HATE THIS. ++

MY BED

++ IN THE PAST 12 days, I have slept in my bed for 3 nights. the others have been on a couch in seattle, in an airplane seat on a 727, in a hotel at the Disney World Sports Resort, and on a seat in a Croswell Tour Bus. oh my bed. how nice it feels. zz zz zz.. ++

DISNEY WORLD!

++ NOW THAT YOU'VE WON, (or rather paid $370) where are you going? i'm going to disney world!!! ++