REVIEW CRITS

++ OH THESIS. how i loathe you. ok, not really, but you make me stay up late. you cause my brain to think. you impose intellectual stimulation when i don't want it. sometimes you even kick me when i'm asleep. i don't like that. my computer whines when you're around. i know. it told me last night. it's tired of doing your busy work and constantly having to try out new programs. the lights in the room are being paid double-time right now as a result of you constantly 'hanging' around and not going to bed. the desk which i work at has complained everytime you put another dent or scratch on its surface. i'm pretty sure it's gonna just go off on you at any moment. the printer is always empty. i'm not trying to turn this into a race issue, but it's always out of black, but the photo colors are used rarely. perhaps you could for once cater to it and print more pretty pictures and less boring unintelligable text. oh, and the wallet. i think it may loathe you even more than i do! oh thesis. how i loate you. ++