KERMIT THE FROG!!

++ THANK YOU TO the person who visited Cartwheels Down the Red Carpet and then came to my site. you have given me the pleasure of another website, Sarah Bright Eyes.
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oh, so many links, which one should you click. you should for thank you sake visit their website, even if its just for a second. it may or may not be your cup of tea, but thats not the point. its a thank you from you for me to them for linking their website.
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and now, the whole reason why i even cited their websites.
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this one's for you Kermit The Frog and your ever so frogged up songs. The Rainbow Connection. ++

BACK FROM PITTSUBURGH

++ From a weekend of celebrating a friend's diminishing bachelorhood..
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listening to a friend talk to his girlfriend over the phone while in the car
"i spent $200 last night .. .. i know, but you aren't 7 guys .. .. i love you."

a friend referring to the name of a girl at the nudie bar
"you know what's in new york? brooklyn."

getting ready for 3 hours of paintball. referring to the male 'unit'
"i'm not wearing my unit socks. baker says when you play paintball, you have to wear unit socks. i know where i'm aiming."

two friends talking about women
"i go by time zone. i'm a faithful man."
"oh, really? i go by area code."

following tom to paintball. tom suddenly pulls off the road. we follow
"pull up next to him! pull up next to him! oh! oh! wait! he's puking! back away! back away! oh that's disgusting! i can see it from here! keep backing away!"
"hey matt, it's only the first night."

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OFF TO PITTSBURGH

++ For a weekend of celebrating a friend's diminishing bachelorhood..++

BACK FROM SAN FRANCISCO..

++ From a week of helping a girl get settled in..
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if you love her, let her go.
if she comes back, keep her and love her forever.
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OFF TO SAN FRANCISCO..

++ For a week to help a girl get settled in.. ++

RECENTLY HEARD AT WORK..

++ RECENTLY HEARD AT WORK.
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"lets not worry about that. there are all kinds of clever ways to beat the (ohio building)code."

"where did you learn to spell 'pizza'? pisa. pizzia."
"you're not italian"
"you better watch it. my wife is italian."
"they still don't spell it like that. even in italy."

"the church sent the drawing back with the revised window order and apparantly the online version of genesis is wrong."

"we've produced what we believe is a design which you will be pleased with. and now i'll quickly turn this over to jay. he'll walk you through his design."
"um. good morning.."

"i'm no justin timberlake."
"you're no britney spears either."

"what's the date?"
"9/02"
"hey! you know in 2010, that will be 90210!"

"genesis is still ok?"
"no. genesis is still screwed up. but we're going to proceed on nothing but faith. faith alone." ++

LOOK AT ME I'M FAMOUS!

++ OK, NOT REALLY.
I've been linked to another website though. thats kind of exciting.
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