Monday, September 13, 2004

BACK FROM PITTSUBURGH

++ From a weekend of celebrating a friend's diminishing bachelorhood..
..
listening to a friend talk to his girlfriend over the phone while in the car
"i spent $200 last night .. .. i know, but you aren't 7 guys .. .. i love you."

a friend referring to the name of a girl at the nudie bar
"you know what's in new york? brooklyn."

getting ready for 3 hours of paintball. referring to the male 'unit'
"i'm not wearing my unit socks. baker says when you play paintball, you have to wear unit socks. i know where i'm aiming."

two friends talking about women
"i go by time zone. i'm a faithful man."
"oh, really? i go by area code."

following tom to paintball. tom suddenly pulls off the road. we follow
"pull up next to him! pull up next to him! oh! oh! wait! he's puking! back away! back away! oh that's disgusting! i can see it from here! keep backing away!"
"hey matt, it's only the first night."

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