RECENTLY HEARD AT WORK . 03

++ RECENTLY HEARD AT WORK . 03

“you know what bothers me the most is the people typing. i don’t know if it’s the sound of the tapping keys or if its just that i know they are typing faster than me.”

“if engineers do engineering, then what do architects do?”

“christmas I think will happen this year.”

“hey the meter maid is ticketing your car.”
(sitting in front of the computer yelling at the meter maid outside.)
“go get life you witch. go watch poker on television. bite me.”
“did you put money in the meter?”
“no, there wasn’t any meter.”
..30 minutes later..
“they’re gonna tow your car. do you want me to move it for you?”
“no, the liscence is expired.”
“really?”
“yeah, its ok though. it’s my sister’s anyway.”
“so are you going to be needing a ride home?”
“yeah.”
..15 minutes later as the tow truck arrives..
“oh, i need to get software out of the trunk.”
(talks to the meter maid. gets software. comes back inside.)
“so what’s the verdict?”
(sitting down)
“oh, i have five minutes to move it.”
(thinks for a second.)
“oh, maybe i should go move it.”

“forget turner. he’s a republican. he doesn’t count anyway.”

“days off for christmas and new year’s will be 12/24, 12/27, and 12/31.”

“20,000 on a website. i’m going to make it work.”

“i think rick and norm are going to get together and have an epiphany.”
“and maybe a budweiser.”
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