++ OVERHEARD tonight at the climbing gym: "i have receipts and accounting books scattered all over my room. if i get audited by the irs, i'm going to go to jail. so i'm looking for an accountant for my company. i'm looking for an accountant who is not ethical, just kind of ethical. someone who will fudge numbers, but keep me and them out of jail." all of this was said with a smile. (i know beacuse i couldn't believe what i was hearing out loud in the very public climbing gym, so i stared drop-jawed listening.) unbelieveable.

I was driving to pick heather up downtown today (just like i do everyday after work, so she doesn't have to take the transfer, which she says takes a half hour more as opposed to me picking her up and taking only 5 minutes. plus she gets to avoid the creepy man) and i saw woman whose right front wheel had come completely off. i guess the axel broke or something, but it was weird. i couldn't figure out where the other tire had gone. i didn't see it underneath her car. i didn't see it down the street. she must have had it on when she first started driving, because her car was halfway around a turn, thus blocking my lane of traffic and the other lane of traffice also going in my direction.

oh yeah and heather went to olympic national park. i said that yesterday. but the great thing was, we were really hungry, so on the car ride back we stopped to get pizza at dominos and they didn't have any tables, so we ate it in the car. a whole pizza. straight from the box. it was great. ++