SOCCER CONVERSATIONS

++ All of my IM conversations in the past week have been about soccer. For example..
Jay (10:48:22 PM): how is mark?
jay (10:48:32 PM): you see him puking in the parking lot after the game?
Tom (10:48:38 PM): Dunno, have not seen him since the game
tom (10:48:47 PM): He pukes either before or after every game
jay (10:48:50 PM): really?
jay (10:48:54 PM): i didn't know that.
tom (10:48:56 PM): Its because he smokes up right before each game
jay (10:48:56 PM): how cool!
tom (10:49:06 PM): He is a serious pot head
jay (10:49:19 PM): there was a guy who played for xenia who would puke before every game
jay (10:49:28 PM): ritual
tom (10:49:31 PM): Usually mark pukes at half time
jay (10:49:31 PM): he was good too
jay (10:49:36 PM): ha. cool
tom (10:49:36 PM): and then plays a better second half
jay (10:49:39 PM): yeah
tom (10:49:46 PM): I always thought that pot stopped you from puking though
jay (10:49:52 PM): i don't think so
tom (10:49:54 PM): I was really suprised the first time I witnessed it
jay (10:50:03 PM): first time you saw him smoke?
jay (10:50:05 PM): or puke?
tom (10:50:10 PM): puke
tom (10:50:16 PM): I knew he was a big hippie
jay (10:50:29 PM): usually the pukers are good
jay (10:50:36 PM): makes 'em faster
jay (10:50:41 PM): less weight
jay (10:50:44 PM): some call it bolemia
jay (10:50:55 PM): we soccer players call it weight management
tom (10:51:12 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
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Jay.. : We won 9-0 just in case you were wondering.
Megan : I don't believe it.
jay.. : i scored twice (you're really not going to believe it now) matt scored 2. suzie scored 2.
jay.. : cliff - 1. michelle - 1.
megan : so this is how good i am at studying - i came to the conclusion that you guys had to have played against yourselves which is why the score was 'apparently' 8 - zip. right. so structures rocks my world and i'm back to that now. later
jay.. : lol
jay.. : thats what you have been doing since i last talked to you two hours ago. trying to figure out why we won 8-0?
jay.. : lame-o.
megan : no no no....not the WHOLE time. just during brain farts in studying. call it a.d.d., call it a guilt trip. and has it really been 2 hours? i swear i'm not that useless
jay.. : uh huh. i've seen you play soccer. ++