RECENTLY HEARD AT WORK

++ QUIPS RECENTLY HEARD at weekly office meetings.
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"leukemia is spelled with a 'U' and lymphoma is spelled with a 'Y'."
"eh, they're sick. they won't care. how its spelled."
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"there was a chick at the bar. excuse me, but thats what it was."
"she's yellow, has feathers, you know, she's cute."
"yeah, she was a bar chick."
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"i must be a control freeak, because i start to lose control when i can't control the things i want to control."
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"two words: hooters sluts."
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"can you repeat all of that back for me?"
"no, i wasn't listening to you."
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"i'm sorry, but what do you think strippers do for work? thats right, they take their clothes off. thats why they're called strippers."
"..no, hookers are different than strippers." ++