LETTER FROM THE DOG..

++ LETTER FROM THE DOG...

"Dear God,

Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another? Where are their priorities?

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Why are cars named for the eagle, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, the rabbit, etc., but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard
to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he
still a bad dog?

If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at
the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the
Schnauzer across the street.

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields and
Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

May I have my testicles back?

Signed,
The Dog"
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