RECENTLY HEARD AT WORK . 04

++ RECENTLY HEARD AT WORK the 4th installation.
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“what happens when the contractor starts asking you to substitute what you’ve specified for something cheaper?”
"that’s where you stand up on your two feet and be glad you put starch in your pants.”

“if you aren’t here in 30 seconds, then you don’t get life insurance. i have the power to do it.”

“we don’t get president’s day off do we?
“no, We aren’t sure this democracy is going to last.”

“can you eliminate everything before where its says ‘start specs’? ok, now can you eliminate everything after where if says, ‘start specs’.”
“why didn’t you just tell me to type, ‘start specs’.”

“725 kingsridge retail Development, also known as britney spears.”

“so we’ve go to nudge him to move on the project. see, chad has him worried about fried chicken.”

“i think it is a misapplication of my talent. whatever that may be.”

“when you are at the site and you look around, the only thing you see is a sea of asphalt and wooden utility poles.”
“we spent about a million and a half dollars to get it to look like that. and now it looks better than when we started.”

“..imperfect symmetry.”

“they’ll probably hate it, but hey we own the property. they’ll get over it.” ++