Friday, February 11, 2005

RECENTLY HEARD AT WORK . 05

++ FIFTH INSTALLMENT OF things recently heard at work..
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"wouldn't it be a great valentine's day present to get the cd's (construction documents) done by the 14th?"

"m.u. (miami university) - have contract. will travel."

"how can we have a permit if we don't even have a p.o. (purchase order)?"
"how can we have a p.o. if we don't even have a project nunmber?"
"how can we already be done if we don't even have any of that?"
"it's done already?"
"yeah."

"i assume there is a reason why we are redesigning the site and jay is making pretty pictures."
"no. i just like to make pretty pictures."
"they're not that pretty."

"can we get jay to just go out there and hold it while it dries?"
"can i get ncarb (national council of architectural registration board) credits for it?"
"hey, its for a church. you can count it as community service."

"any lessons learned this week?"
"you can't have shit go into a smaller tube."
"smaller than what?"
"smaller than the tube it came from."
"if you do, you'll get constipated."

"god, and i've been hit by lightening twice today."

"and i'm having dinner with my wife tonight. that'll be another religious experience."

"creepy. no, super creepy. were you following me?"
"no, i was following rick."
"he's just trying to make sure we weren't drinking out lunch."

"why doeshe keep switching who he talks to."
"he's just happy to get things moving. he's just a happy guy."

"what scheme are we on now? e? f?"
"well jay called the last scheme, 'landscape blah'."

"if we don't have anything else better to do than play around on the internet, then we can clean out the flat files under the plotters."
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and on that note, this fifth installment of recently heard at work will un-commence, until the the sixth installment of recently heard at work recommences.

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