++ RECENT FORTUNE COOKE FORTUNES..
"you will be unusually successful in business"
(ha. i gotta get out of this place and actually get a job, before i can do anything in business)
"your ability for accomplishment will follow with success."
(um. i'm still in school. still haven't accomplished completion of that yet.)
"beauty in its various forms appeals to you."
(i like peanuts in their shells. the salt tastes good.)
"you will be awarded some great honor."
(what, the honor of leaving my naive world and having to venture out into the real world? some great honor.)
"the only way to have a friend is to be one."
(no wonder i have few real friends.)
"now is the time to try something new"
(no shit. thats the first real 'fortune' i've received in a while.)
"everything will come your way."
(like money from the sky? could use a little bit of that right now. its pretty grey and overcast at the moment.)
"don't lose sight of what you want."
(mmm..shelled peanuts..)
"you will always be surrounded by true friends."
(you mean those ones where the only way to have a friend is to be one?)
"a financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes."
(hopefully, this is talking about 19 years of formalized education.)
"executive ability is prominent in your make up."
(who said i was wearing any make-up. stupid fortune, thinks it can dress me.)
"remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends."
(i think i just did that.)
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
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