CONVERSATIONS OF THE DAY.

++ CONVERSATIONS OF THE DAY.
friend: "did thomas jefferson write the bill of rights?"
me: "i don't know. i'm from taiwan, remember?"

waiting for class with jim..
professor #1 (passing in hallway): "i can't believe they are letting these people be mentors."
mentor #1 (under their breath): "i can't believe they are letting you people be our professors."

from class with jim..
mentor #2: "..virgin path. no wait, divergent path. i used the wrong word."
professor #2:" di-virgin?"
mentor #3: "is that a command? die virgin!"

mentor #4: "..wait, i don't know what i'm talking about."
professor #2: "no, i'm rolling with this. believe me, if my face looks funny. don't worry about it." ++