ALL WORK WILL CEASE

++ ALL WORK WILL cease now. thank you nes emulator. or rather damn you nes emulator.
for all your work wasting pleasure, duckhunt.
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quips from tonight..
"uh oh. i better get off this couch. it is the make-out couch."
"yeah, i know."
"so, they tell me."

"i have the uncanny ability to design like him."
"yeah, we both have the same bad design sense."

"so john, you going to kisss her?"
"oh yeah, john, she said she wants at least a five-second kiss."
"if thats all she wants, she better watch out, because she's getting more than that. it's going to be at least 30 seconds."

..at bowling:
"pretend those pins are your girlfriend."
..after rolling a strike..
"yeah baby, thats right they're like my girlfriend. i just nailed them all."

"hey, are we going to play poker after the blast on friday?"
"i can't. my girlfriend is going to come into town that night."
"oh, so YOU will be playing poker then. are the rest of us going to play poker?"
"not with his girlfriend. one's enough, don't you think?" ++