TEAM WANING 7 - THESIS CEASES TONIGHT 2

++ (4-0) TEAM WANING -- 7 vs. (1-3) THESIS CEASES TONIGHT -- 2
that guy in the grey shirt kicks the ball hard. and this team was in first place. now they are definately in first place being 4-0. strangely enough we are not in last place. there are two teams actually 'worse' than us. go us.

brent - voted most likely to try to 'bring the ball down' with his foot above his own head (and instead kick a girl in the face.)
dom - nice goal.
scott - you promised me 1 full good hard minute. its a good thing we only ask for 45 good hard seconds from you.
matt rouse - voted most likely to complain to the ref (behind shawn) and most likely to yell at our own teammates (and have no one listen.)
jay - voted most likely to run over the opposing team's girls.
mark - voted most likely to whiff the ball while kicking (twice).
matt stevenson - voted most likely to foul the opposing team and think it's not a foul (when it really is.)
cliff - voted most likely to go onto the field only to be pulled off 30 seconds later (and not say anything to anyone about just coming onto the field.)
shawn - voted most likely to use his hands (that cheat!)
john - voted most likely to throw up in the trashcan (but not this game.)
theresa - voted most likely to be open near the goal (and have no one pass it to her.)
megan - voted most likely to be open near the goal (and have someone pass it to her)(and miss it.)
sarah - voted most likely to not know what she's doing and still somehow be in the right place at the right time (and do a good job at it.)
jenn - voted most likely not know where or to who she's kicking the ball (when everyone around her is yelling for it.)
corrie - voted most likely to be better at soccer then mark (and you are.)
katie - voted most likely to wear tie-dyed socks (even if its not green this time.)
cindy - voted most likely to have no one on the team know where you are from, how you are on the team, who you know, or what your name is (beavercreek, you went to high school with jay, you know jay, and your name is cindy.) ++